Libraries Jokes - 15 Hilarious Libraries Jokes

why don’t libraries have books about suicide?

They don’t get returned.

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I think it's smart for Texans to remove books from libraries...

They're going to need more fuel for the fires after the Power Grid fails again

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Why do cannibals hang out in libraries?

Because Readers Digest

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Why are libraries so strict??

They have to go by the book..

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Why does Cardi B explore haunted libraries?

To look for ghostwriters!

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What's the best thing about prison libraries?

Everything is always in context.

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Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?

Because the prose outweigh the cons.

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What's the biggest dilemma of libraries

Deciding where to put the bible, fiction or non-fiction

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The real reason all the libraries are closing is not to help stop the spread of infection.

Its becuase after all the toilet paper was gone, people all started to check out the books with 1000+ pages

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In response to bankruptcy, AMC will open libraries in their theaters

They're calling it paper-view.

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libraries are like communist bookstores.

No food allowed.

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There was once, in a small town, a man named Don.

One day Don was walking on top of a fence, and he slipped. When he slipped, the fence split him in half, right up the middle, but miraculously, each half of Don survived! Each half got up, started hopping away, and essentially started living separate lives.

The left half, more prone to rati...

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Why can't you trust crowded libraries?

They're full of 'shhh'.

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How does North Korea have such great libraries?

They have a supreme reader

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What do you call someone who steals from libraries?

A tome raider.

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