Why do cannibals hang out in libraries?

Because Readers Digest

Why are libraries so strict??

They have to go by the book..

Why does Cardi B explore haunted libraries?

To look for ghostwriters!

There once was a man named Ulf, and he was the meanest Viking in all the land.

Time after time he proved his temperament, and so obnoxious was he that the world knew him as Rude Ulf.

Despite his prowess, the village soon found him unbearable, and even his mother had not a kind thing to say.

Amidst pleas and cries for Rude Ulf’s exile, the chief gave him an ultima...

Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?

Because the prose outweigh the cons.

why don’t libraries have books about suicide?

They don’t get returned.

The real reason all the libraries are closing is not to help stop the spread of infection.

Its becuase after all the toilet paper was gone, people all started to check out the books with 1000+ pages

In response to bankruptcy, AMC will open libraries in their theaters

They're calling it paper-view.

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