Lemon Tree Jokes

Remained Fruitless

Holmes: "A lemon tree my dear watson"

He was carrying a box of lemons in his arms.

When Doctor Watson saw the box, he asked "Well where did those come from?"


And Holmes answered "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

To which Sherlock replied, “Why, that’s a lemon tree, my dear Watson.”

...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks, "What the hell is that?", Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

"I wonder," says Watson, picking up a lemon and examining it closely. "Exactly where do these fruits come from?"

"Well," says Sherlock, plucking the lemon out of Watson's hands. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

A lemon tree

They are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a botanist who specialized in arboreal citrus.

Watson squints, focusing his gaze on something across the gardens. He gasps in surprise and grabs Sherlock's arm. He points at the thing that has captivated his attention and asks "Sherlock, ... read more

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "... read more

The girls decided to go up 3 different trees and hide.

The brunette hid in the apple tree. The redhead hid in the lemon tree, and the blonde hid in the oak tree.

The policeman went to the apple tree and said, “Is there anyone up there?"

The brunette went, "meow"

The poli... read more

They went past a fruit orchard with numerous trees laden with apples. One odd tree stood out from the rest.

Watson was curious, "What's that Holmes?"

Sherlock replied, "A Lemon Tree, my dear Watson."

Life magazine sends one if its reporters to the Appalachian Mountains to gather life stories of the locals. On the first day, the reporter climbs up a mountain and there he encounters an old man sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch of his log cabin.

"Good morning, sir. I'm a reporte... read more

Watson returns home one day, but it appears that Sherlock has hidden the doorway.

Frustrated, he eventually runs into Mrs Hudson who explains that Sherlock has moved the entrance to the back garden. He notices some lemon trees growing over the doorway. When he asks Sherlock why this is, he r... read more

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss