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Lupin Jokes

Remus Lupin was interviewing for a job at Hogwarts...

... and Professor Dumbledore said to him, "You realize, Remus, on nights when there is a full moon, we're going to have to chain you up and keep you out of public view."

Lupin replied, "Yes, I'm a were."

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"Harry, I want to tell you something. I'm gay", says Remo Lupin

"What? Are you fucking serious?"

"No Harry, I'm fucking Severus"

Harry whent to tell Remus Lupin something.

"Hey Lupin there is a black dog following me"

Lupin: "It must be serious"

What did Hagrid say to Harry after he was bitten by Lupin?

Yer a hairy wizard

[OC] What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'...

And I'm a lycan.

Lupin: "Harry, there are two things I need to talk to you about. The first thing is, I'm a werewolf. The second thing is..."

Harry: "Are you f\*\*king serious?"

Lupin: "How did you know?"

I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a “Lupine Designs” fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year

So I asked “Where is the werewolf’s wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves’ wares?”

I wrote a computer program to draw pictures of flowers

But now it's just drawing the same flower over and over and over and over...

It must be a lupin.

The subject of a painting

Outside the castle, in front of two deep, dangerous troughs of water filled with piranhas and barracudas, the royal coterie of lupine dog-men assembles on two long tables, facing the masses on the other side of the water. The wolf-king raises his glass and gives a piercing howl, to which the rest of...

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