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Why'd the CEO of Peloton quit?

He got tired of Peddling exercise bikes.

Peloton has announced a recall of all their treadmills...

... leaving their users scrambling to find something else to talk about all day.

My wife was worried that she was going to get fat, just because her sisters are fat, her mom is fat and her grandmother was fat. So I bought her a Peloton.

She broke the cycle.

Have you guys seen that peloton commercial where the wife is super stoked to get an exercise bike for Christmas?

Also, does anybody have a couch I could crash on for a few days?

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