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Moto Jokes

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My wife has a moto: "If it takes less than 5 minutes, I will do it now."

We have sex constantly.

My wife didn’t want to buy a bed from the local furniture store because of their moto...

We stand behind every bed we sell.

Hello Mortal!

I have a Motorola phone and I booted it up with Dad in the room, and the phone said the standard Motorola greeting, "Hallo Moto!"

Dad was about half listening and thought he heard my phone say "Hello, Mortal!"

An interesting conversation ensued.

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