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Killer Whales Jokes

What do you call a pod of singing killer whales?

An orcapella group

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My music teacher constructed a piece for heterosexual killer whales.

That's something I wouldn't know how to orca straight.

Killer whales are great musicians but there's one instrument they just won't play

The orcana

My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.

But he prefers the term orchestrating

Killer Whales like classical music so much...

That they form Orcastras.

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And then there’s the one about the killer whales who got tired of whales getting killed off by fishermen. So a pod of them got together to plan a retaliation.

The pod leader says, “Okay, here’s what we’re going to do. The next time a group of boats come by, we’ll swim under them, use our blo...

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