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Kevin Bacon Jokes

How does Kevin Bacon escape from a bear trap?

He's gotta cut footloose

My buddy asked me how I got ahold of Kevin Bacon's phone number

Told him I know a guy ^(who knows a guy) ^^who ^^knows ^^a ^^guy ^^^who ^^^knows ^^^a ^^^guy

Kevin Bacon

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.

Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.

Actors strike update: Kevin Bacon joins the picket line in sweltering Hollywood

He's going to sizzle out there

Kevin Bacon should get a job at Chippendales.

The sign out front would read "Bacon Strips'

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Kevin Bacon has tested positive for Covid-19

We’re all fucked!

Kevin Bacon once had a friend named Johnny Eggs

They were known as Kevin and Johnny.

With all this Corona virus going around, I'm really worried about Kevin Bacon.

He's always at most 6 degrees away from someone.

The Doctors told me I was just Six Degrees from dying of Kevin Bacon

Fortunately, Bacon was cured.

Did you hear about that guy from Footloose cannibalising that girl from Wendy’s?

Kevin Bacon ate ‘er.

Fighting COVID-19 by contact tracing and quarantining those with connections to infected people means that...

Poor Kevin Bacon never gets to leave his home.

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.

...

And Jon Hamm.

^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out.

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