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How does Kevin Bacon escape from a bear trap?

He's gotta cut footloose

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My buddy asked me how I got ahold of Kevin Bacon's phone number

Told him I know a guy ^(who knows a guy) ^^who ^^knows ^^a ^^guy ^^^who ^^^knows ^^^a ^^^guy

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Actors strike update: Kevin Bacon joins the picket line in sweltering Hollywood

He's going to sizzle out there

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Kevin Bacon

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.

Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

God please don't kill Kevin Bacon.

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Kevin Bacon should get a job at Chippendales.

The sign out front would read "Bacon Strips'

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Kevin Bacon has tested positive for Covid-19

We’re all fucked!

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Kevin Bacon once had a friend named Johnny Eggs

They were known as Kevin and Johnny.

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With all this Corona virus going around, I'm really worried about Kevin Bacon.

He's always at most 6 degrees away from someone.

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The Doctors told me I was just Six Degrees from dying of Kevin Bacon

Fortunately, Bacon was cured.

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Did you hear about that guy from Footloose cannibalising that girl from Wendy’s?

Kevin Bacon ate ‘er.

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Fighting COVID-19 by contact tracing and quarantining those with connections to infected people means that...

Poor Kevin Bacon never gets to leave his home.

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.

...

And Jon Hamm.

^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out.

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