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Jointed Jokes

The doctor just told me my left leg is double jointed at the hip, knee and ankle. I never knew!â€Ļ

â€ĻI could have kicked myself!

A friend of mine jointed a nudist camp last week

he said the first day was the hardest.

What do you say when someone who's Double Jointed uses their gift to win a boxing match?

Weird flex but K.O.

Recently, a group of scientists discovered...

a subclass of ant has a genetic mutation that makes them grow larger than average, DESPITE missing a jointed segment on their legs. This same mutation also causes them to have an aversion to dairy-based foods, even with their high based sugar content.

TL;DR lack-toes-in-taller-ants

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