Jeffery Jokes

The coroner said he died in a food fight.

…but he told me said he’s good; he’s got Five Guys at home.

His last entry was about twelve years old.

This does not taste like five guys

Doc says, ”you should never rub your eyes”.

Jeffrey contemplates.

A woman was having a bath. Soon enough there was a knock on the door. She was still naked. She then shouts out, "Who is it?". "It's just me, Jeffery". Jeffery was the blind guy who lived next door. "No harm if I actually go up naked he can't see anything anyways" she thought to herself. She open... read more

They don't hang themselves.

It was his last meal

... when his phone goes off in his pocket. It was a notification from the CDC:

"The public is still advised to avoid direct contact from others through cordial gestures during this pandemic, such as hugs or ***handshakes.*** "

"Awwwwww..." Jeffery mopes, as he turns off his blender.

Everyone was surprised!

It doesn't kill itself. Wash your damn hands

It's not going to do itself

He really liked miners

Neither hung themself.

Thank Heaven For Little Girls.

Programmed cell death.

Co-op

Now they just leave him hanging

He was disappointed when the pizza actually came.

From now on, you not say to "Hang on there" when talking to your client

We both skip the trial.

One's Hannibal Lechter and the other's a cannibal heckler.

"You going to eat that?"

...and counting!

St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is.

The Pope: "I am the pope."

St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."

The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."

St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."

The Pope: "But I am t... read more

Dahmersnose Pizza.

Jeffery Dahmer: AWWW

Jeffery Dahmer

Jeffery Epstein

Up next on CNN, Jeffery Toobin massages the news.

Jeffery Dahmer: Nah man, only Ben and Jerry

Because agent seven killed Jeffery Epstein.

unless you’re Jeffery Epstein.”

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself

Jeffery Epstein

That must be why all the Jeffery Epstein jokes are only half funny.

Picture frames, drywall & Jeffery Epstien.

But when Jeffery Epstein does it, he’s called a monster and murdered.

Hundreds of minors out of work since the arrest of Jeffery Epstein.

Jeff had spent most of his adult life in prison for a string of drug offenses and theft. He is finally being released at 28 years old after a decade in prison.

He approaches his jailhouse lover, Vince, a former English teacher and schoolboy fondler. Vince was a little sad to say goodbye, and... read more

Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says "Jeff I don't like your friends". Jeffery then replies "You can eat the potatoes".

Old Rick Giuseppe was a fifth-generation trophy maker – like his father, grandfather, great grandfather and great great great grandfather before him. Alas, Old Rick Giuseppe’s wife had died a few years ago, and the man lived in solitude, apart from a cat named Jeffery, who was his late wife’s belove... read more

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he... read more