Jeffery Dahmer Jokes - 14 Hilarious Jeffery Dahmer Jokes

what did Jeffery dahmer say after eating at a fast food place

This does not taste like five guys

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Jeffery Dahmers was beaten to death in prison by the other prisoners.

The coroner said he died in a food fight.

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I asked Jeffery Dahmer if he wanted to go out for burgers...

…but he told me said he’s good; he’s got Five Guys at home.

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Jeffery Dahmer visits his optometrist.

Doc says, ”you should never rub your eyes”.

Jeffrey contemplates.

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Did you hear that Jeffery Dahmer had a kid while in prison?

It was his last meal

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people like Jeffery Dahmer suck

they give murdering a bad maim

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Jeffery Dahmer is in his kitchen, using his blender...

... when his phone goes off in his pocket. It was a notification from the CDC:

"The public is still advised to avoid direct contact from others through cordial gestures during this pandemic, such as hugs or ***handshakes.*** "

"Awwwwww..." Jeffery mopes, as he turns off his blender.

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What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy?

Mentos.

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What's the difference between Antony Hopkins' character in Silence of the Lambs and someone who taunted Jeffery Dahmer as he ate?

One's Hannibal Lechter and the other's a cannibal heckler.

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What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

"You going to eat that?"

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Jeffery Dahmer kept a journal, he wrote how he would take the noses of his victims and make pizzas with them.

Dahmersnose Pizza.

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The CDC advises to avoid handshakes.

Jeffery Dahmer: AWWW

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"Nobody is going to tell me how many people I can have for Thanksgiving"

Jeffery Dahmer

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Ted Bundy: Hey, you got any ice cream in the freezer ?

Jeffery Dahmer: Nah man, only Ben and Jerry

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