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Inflate Jokes

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What do you call it when someone is paid to inflate balloons?

A blowjob

A man needs to inflate his tyres...

...so he stops at a petrol station, and finds that the air pump needs a token from the petrol station shop in order to work.

The man goes in and asks for one of the tokens.

"That will be 25p" says the cashier, who he pays and gets the token.

The man returns to his car and starts...

If Gucci made balls, how would you inflate them?

With a Lil Pump.

What do you call a puffer fish which takes a long time to inflate?

A Buffer fish

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town...

After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager: 'Go upto the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the differ...

I had an interview for a party supplies store where I had to inflate a balloon as a test...

...I blew it :(

I don't think that balloons can be inflated.

Edit: well did not expect this to blow up.

I can't believe how much more expensive air mattresses are than regular mattresses.

How do they justify these inflated prices?

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If I had a dollar for every time the economy inflated...

I'd have an infinite amount of money, but i'll still be poor as fuck.

They say I have an inflated Ego.

I don’t know what they mean. Got an inflatable castle for my kids,
and I guess they're just envious that I'm such a great father.

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What do money and penises have in common?

The longer you hold ‘em, the more they’ll inflate.

A joke I thought of this morning.

Q. What's the only vegetable you can inflate?


A. A Pump-kin

A balloon seller was selling his balloons.... His sign read DEFLATED BALLONS-$1.... INFLATED BALLOONS-$250

When asked why, he said he'd adjusted the pricing for Inflation.

A Swiss man goes to America

(This joke can be told using any nationality you want to make fun of, I’m telling it how my Swiss relatives told it to me)

A Swiss man is driving on the highway in America. At one point, he rear-ends an American car and they both pull over. The American walks over to the Swiss man, yelling ab...

Our problems are like diamonds

we inflate their value because we don't understand how many they have in Africa

I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it.

Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds.

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The economy is like a bow up doll.

You inflate it as much as you can, and then fuck it until it pops!

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