What do you call a puffer fish which takes a long time to inflate?

A Buffer fish

Old Men

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager:
'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in e...

I had an interview for a party supplies store where I had to inflate a balloon as a test...

...I blew it :(

If Gucci made balls, how would you inflate them?

With a Lil Pump.

A man needs to inflate his tyres...

...so he stops at a petrol station, and finds that the air pump needs a token from the petrol station shop in order to work.

The man goes in and asks for one of the tokens.

"That will be 25p" says the cashier, who he pays and gets the token.

The man returns to his car and starts...

A balloon seller was selling his balloons.... His sign read DEFLATED BALLONS-$1.... INFLATED BALLOONS-$250

When asked why, he said he'd adjusted the pricing for Inflation.

Does one really suffer from having an inflated ego?

...or is it the greatest disease anyone could possibly ever have, ever?

I don't think that balloons can be inflated.

Edit: well did not expect this to blow up.

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If I had a dollar for every time the economy inflated...

I'd have an infinite amount of money, but i'll still be poor as fuck.

I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it.

Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds.

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands.

The girl has been watching him and says "You must be a dent...

They say I have an inflated Ego.

I don’t know what they mean. Got an inflatable castle for my kids,
and I guess they're just envious that I'm such a great father.

Our problems are like diamonds

we inflate their value because we don't understand how many they have in Africa

Breaking News

All the world's currency is now air. We store it in small balloons.

Prices seem to be quite inflated.

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I walked into the club and all the pussies were poppin

I don't know why they inflated them so much.

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