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Irreconcilable differences

The judge says to Mickey, “I can’t grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy.”

“I didn’t say she was crazy,” says Mickey, “I said she was fucking Goofy!”

Did you hear about the mathematicians who got a divorce?

There were irreconcilable differences and one was a functioning alcoholic

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