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Happy birthday Georges Seurat!

I wish I could remember why he's famous but my knowledge of his work is a little spotty.

I was listening to music, and it suddenly stopped.

Spotty-Fi.

I can’t remember if I had a Dalmatian or leopard when I was a kid.

Either way, my memory of my pet is kinda spotty.

I can tell the exact time just by looking at the Sun...

Although after a while it gets spotty.

There once was hippo child prodigy.

Just by hanging around tourists, he learned to talk, and soon thereafter to read.

Eventually, he started attending a nearby primary school for humans and he turned out to be very very smart indeed, even by human standards. Typing, thanks to his symbiotic oxpecker buddy, made him a prolific au...

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