A congressman's son asks his sister "what's the difference between theory and practice?"
She goes to their father and asks "hey dad, would you take a 10 million dollars donation to vote against a gun control law?"
"Yes, I think I can do a lot of good with this kind of money" the father replies.
"Now see?" she says to her brother, "In theory, we are multi millionaires. In p...
Socialism sounds great in theory...
But in practice, you just gonna get couped by the CIA.
Why were kamikaze flyers a bad weapon?
Because all the good ones died in practice.
You know, just based on my “relationship resume,” on paper, I’m a great catch!
In practice, however, I’m more catch and release.
My art is like communism.
Fantastic in theory, mediocre in practice, messy in result.
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