It's January 2nd and the First Officer on a cruiser is looking at the Captain's Log from the previous day.
He sees "January 1st: First Officer Simpkins arrived on the bridge drunk today" and he says to the captain, "Sir, I feel this log entry is a little unfair. True, I did see the New Year in with an extra tot, but nothing out of the ordinary for the occasion, and I was well capable of carrying out my d...
What's the difference between a Redditor and a Lawyer?
One has to factually back up everything they say or face scrutiny from their peers...the other pulls in a 6-figure income.
April Fools Day............
The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
I'm going on a date with a chemical engineer this week, what are some good chemisty/engineering jokes?
Best engineering joke I've heard:
A man is walking in a field when he notices a guy adrift in a hot air balloon with no fuel. Balloon guy shouts down "A little help here?" The man on the ground looks up and shouts "You are in a hot air balloon with no fuel, you're about 20 feet off the gro...