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Ihop Jokes

What do you call when a Programmer pukes at IHop?

A Stack Overflow

I'm fine with IHOP changing their name to IHOB

I just feel bad for all the one-legged waitresses who lost their jobs.

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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work at?

IHOP!

Is your name ihop?

Because I am bouncing all over you!

You’re so hipster...

You’re so hipster you thought IHOP was an internet brewery.

Three moles dig their way to IHOP

The first mole pops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "mmm I smell pancakes!"
The second moles pops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "mmmm I smell coffee!"
The third mops his head out, sniffs around, and says, "all I smell is molasses.."

Apple fitness products don't work.

I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight.

I recently went to IHOP for breakfast...

They forgot my toast...I threw one hell of a fit. I was lack-toast-intolerant.

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A pegleg man is at the amusement park...

He is a foot short for every ride.

He leaves and goes to his favorite restaurant:

IHOP.

What is Pixar lamp’s favorite restaurant?

IHOP

I asked my one-legged friend where he'd like to eat.

"Ihop"

I saw a one legged man standing on the corner holding a sign that read “will work for food” so I did him a solid

And told him IHOP was hiring.

What do you tell a one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in!

What’s her name?

Eileen.

Where is she going?

Ihop!

Waffle House

I went to Waffle House this morning but forgot my wallet at home. I told the waiter I couldn’t pay for my meal, so she took one of my shoes as payment and told me I wasn’t allowed back.

I guess from now on IHOP.

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What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Ilene.

What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

Where does she work as a waitress?

Ihop.

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So my blonde, Hungarian girlfriend goes to the doctors office...

The doctor ask what’s wrong and my Hungarian girlfriend replies and says since she’s waken her stomach had been hurting.

The doctor then ask if shes eaten anything that she thinks might have upset her stomach.

My girlfriend says no, she hasn’t eaten anything out of the ordinary.
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What's a 1 legged mans favorite restaurant?

IHOP

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If waitresses with big boobs work at Hooters, then where do 1 legged waitresses work?

IHOP



Gives tipping your waitress new meaning

Did you hear about the poor waitress who lost her leg in a freak accident?

Now she's working at IHOP.

[META] What are some jokes like "bend over and spell RUN"

Or spell ICUP, look at your chest and spell attic, or spell IHOP then say "ness"

Master List for Easter Dad Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants

Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.

What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate one!

Why did the Easter egg hide? He ...

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