Humiliating Jokes - 14 Hilarious Humiliating Jokes

Trump: I got impeached just for humiliating Hillary

Bill Clinton: #metoo

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Man goes to a doctor and sees the patient is looking very embarrassed.

The doctor says, "So why did you come to see me today?" The patient says, "Well, I have a problem, but it's kind of humiliating. Please promise you won't laugh!" The doctor assures the patient that he won't laugh. "I'm a professional and have seen a lot throughout my years."

The patient r...

I really didn't enjoy my Hollywood Internship...

They made me follow Leonardo DiCaprio around for 6 hours carrying his water bottle which was exhausting.

They made me floss between Tom Cruise's toes which was humiliating.

But when they made me spank Dwayne Johnson...

That's when I knew I'd hit rock bottom.

(edit: no lon...

A group of high level executives at a company decides to start a rowing team?

No matter how hard they try, though, they always end up losing against their rival firm. After months of humiliating defeats, they send one of their guys to spy on another team's practice session, hoping to discover their secret.

After returning, the spy reveals: "I found out how they keep on...

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Steve was on a walking holiday in the Irish countryside

He was about to cross an old stone bridge when a small man jumped out from behind a rock

“I’m the lucky Irish leprechaun” he said “and for finding me today I’ll grant you 3 lucky wishes”

Steve couldn’t believe his luck, so for his first wish he asked for a million pounds

“Grante...

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Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died.

Five friends, completely drunk, get to a train station...

... when the train arrives, four of them get in, but one is so wasted he stays behind.

A cop is watching the whole scene from a distance, can't resist, walks to the guy and says:

"So you're so drunk you couldn't even catch the train with your friends, huh?"

To what the man respo...

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Three Drunk Girls

A blonde and two brunettes had gone out drinking Friday night and really tied one on. They all got back together for lunch on Sunday, and the two brunettes were shocked at how awful and sad the blonde looked. "I can't ever go drinking again", the blonde moaned. "That was the worst, most humiliating ...

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Two men are golfing. The first man asks his friend, "Have you ever been so nervous talking to a pretty woman, that you misspoke?"

His face turns read and he continues, "Because just last week, I was at the train station. I meant to ask the beautiful and large breasted ticket lady for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', but accidentally I asked for 'two **dick**ets to **tits**burgh'. It was humiliating!"

The second man replied,...

A Tale Of Two Letters

Stalin, knowing that his time was short and that Khrushchev would be his eventual successor, summoned Nikita to a very private meeting. After telling Khrushchev how lonely it could get at the top, Stalin said: "I've left for you two letters containing my wisest counsel in the bottom drawer of the...

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A chicken walks into a bar..

..and orders five flagons of mead. After the fourth alcoholic beverage, the bartender asks him..

 

"Hey buddy why the long fac..oh wait not a horse lol."

 

The chicken gulps down his fifth drink and laments.

 

"You see, that ott...

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Billy goes to see Bobo the clown

Billy loves Bobo, he can barely contain his excitement. He sits front row and center as the show begins. Bobo comes out on stage and walks right up to little Billy.

"Hey there kid, what's your name?" Bobo asks.

"Billy!"

"Well hey Billy are you a horses head?"
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The Arabian Prince and the Camel.

A newly pronounced Arabian prince had just married his beautiful wife and has lived a content, but unfulfilled life. He has had sex with his beautiful wife almost everyday, up until he wanted to become a real man and do a right of passage.

He decides to go on a journey with the Camel Journey...

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Gettin' Down, Mexican Style

A guy goes down to the corner, looking to pick up a hooker for the night. He walks up to the hottest one and says, "I wanna do you Mexican Style."

She's never heard of "mexican style," assumes the worst, and says "No."

The guy says, "I'll give you $300 if I can do you Mexican Style."<...

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