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Hotlines Jokes

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People who call sex hotlines literally only want one thing

And it’s discussing fucking.

Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much better if...

Every fifth caller was a winner.

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Hotline

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. ...

I called one of those psychic hotlines and said can you put me through to a large overweight fortune-teller please?

She said sorry, we only have mediums

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