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Horror Movies Jokes

While discussing horror movies, my friend asked me who my favorite monster from film is.

Me: "Hmmm that's a tough one. I think I'd have to go with the vampire from Sesame Street."

Friend: "What!? He doesn't count."

Me: "Oh I assure you, he does."

If you ever feel lonely...

just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore.

My friend swears he loves horror movies involving clowns

I'm not certain, but I think he means It.

What do you call a place to buy bootleg horror movies?

A Spookeasy

I love horror movies.

I’d know a good one if I Saw 1

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Why did 4 not watch horror movies?

It's was 2 squared!

How do you call website, where you can watch online horror movies?

Screaming service

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Horror movies are like a box of chocolates

The dark ones always go first

Horror movies are always much tamer when I watch them on my iPhone

I have it set to Do Not Disturb

Curiosity killed the...

...white people in horror movies.

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You're lucky it wasn't the black horse!

About a month ago I was driving to my mothers house late on a Friday evening. It was pitch black, so I had the lights on high beam, and I was driving along a country road when all of a sudden my engine cut out. So I pulled over and got out to have a look - sometimes I can fix it myself. It was very ...

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I thought I’d surprise my new girlfriend after a recent movie talk we had. So, tonight when she came over, I had a Pornhub movie with a prostitute scenario on. She saw it, told me to never talk to her again, and stormed out.

I am starting to think she told me she likes “horror movies”...

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