A hooker is sitting at the bar when a date walks up.
“How much for a handjob?”he asks the hooker
$500?!?!? That’s outrageous!
Hooker points out the window to a Ferrari “Honey, see that Ferrari out there? I bought that car by giving the best handjobs.”
Before camera phones…
…a selfie was another term for an hj.
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