my man got mad at me because he saw me messaging an old friend of mine on Reddit. I told him it was completely harmless and he said if he catch me on Reddit again, he gone swipe my whole head across the keyboard. As y'all can see I clearly don't give a fuuc ewszxdrd gfy g igh igyh hj ohn mksezesxrt...
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A hooker walks into a bar...
A hooker is sitting at the bar when a date walks up.
“How much for a handjob?”he asks the hooker
$500
$500?!?!? That’s outrageous!
Hooker points out the window to a Ferrari “Honey, see that Ferrari out there? I bought that car by giving the best handjobs.”
They...
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