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A hooker walks into a bar...

A hooker is sitting at the bar when a date walks up.

“How much for a handjob?”he asks the hooker

$500

$500?!?!? That’s outrageous!

Hooker points out the window to a Ferrari
“Honey, see that Ferrari out there? I bought that car by giving the best handjobs.”

They...

Before camera phones…

…a selfie was another term for an hj.

Jealousy

my man got mad at me because he saw me messaging an old friend of mine on Reddit. I told him it was completely harmless and he said if he catch me on Reddit again, he gone swipe my whole head across the keyboard. As y'all can see I clearly don't give a fuuc ewszxdrd  gfy g igh igyh hj ohn mksezesxrt...

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