And when he got to heaven he was greeted by angels.
"How are you mr.Pope?"
"Wonderful, I am so delighted to be in the gracious kingdom of heaven."
After checking the pope in the angels gave him a tour of heaven. Het got to see giant fountains, beautiful parks, and a huge mansio...
What does a hot pepper do when he’s angry?
Het gets jalapeño face..
A man cannot read subtitles anymore
So he goes to the city to het his eyes checked. He enters the shop and asks: 'Could you please check my eyes, I might need some glasses'. The employee replies: 'You sure do sir, but this is a snackbar'.
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The Magic Swimmingpool
This was a popular joke when I was in elementary school, so I thought I’d share.
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are on a diving board at a magic swimming pool. They have been told that the water will change into anything they scream while jumping into the pool.
The Dutchman goes fi...
Shopping back then
My pop was telling me about how back in the fifties you could get so much more from the shops.
Het tells me "we used to be able to go into grace brothers with ten dollars and come out with two pairs of socks, some new undies, a razor or two and a small bottle of aftershave."
Bu...
One day at the zoo
One day a man was killing some time at the zoo, and while walking through the large cats exhibit noticed a young child climbing on the fence surrounding the lion. All of a sudden the young child lost his balance and fell inside the cage. The man noticed the lion look over and without thinking jump...
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