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My wife and I started a new high fiber diet.

After the 2nd day she asked me how much I lost and I told her 8 lbs.

"You're full of shit!"

"No, thats why I lost 8 lbs."

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This woman turned me down because she only dates dudes with a high fiber diet

I guess my shit isn't together enough.

Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers.

They call them "I can't believe it's not Jesus"

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