My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with legumes.

Jack and the beans talk.

Ash Wednesday was yesterday so my family is going to be eating a lot more legumes

Mostly lentils

Fun Facts about ants

So as you may or may not know, ants have many breeds, but above these breeds, two general groups can be seen in ants around the world. These groups are the Macro ants (Big ants), and the Micro ants (Small ants).

Multiple different breeds of ants can be found in each of the two groups (Such ...

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I came home yesterday to find my roommate balls deep in the Planters guy.

I said "Are you fucking nuts".

He replied, "They're actually legumes".

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