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Hou Jokes

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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On Friday, an elementary school teacher poses her students a challenge...

"If you can tell me who said the following quote, they don't have to come to school on Monday: 'We have nothing to fear, but fear itself'"
A hand shoots up and little Billy Tran says "Franklin Delano Roosevelt".
"Correct, Billy. You can have next Monday off" the teacher replies.
"I'm ...

I've been learning Chinese for a long time...

Since I was ni hou to a grasshopper

3 men go for an interview

3 men go to an interview for a sales job and the boss calls them all in and says “Whoever goes out and sells the most dictionaries can have the job”.


So the first guy goes out, sells a few dictionaries and comes back.


“How many did you manage to sell?”


With an upbea...

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Road Trip

Three friends are on a cross-country road trip when their car breaks down on a highway. Sure enough it was 3 a.m. and in the middle of nowhere, but luckily they saw a house a little ways off. Upon seeing no better option they decided walk to the house to it to get help.
A middle age farmer ...

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