We were having so much bad luck on our cul-de-sac that the HOA thought we had been cursed. They brought in a witch doctor and druid to scribe protective symbols and runes all over the road...

...well, that's the ward on the street anyway.

What do you call a group of Karens?

an HOA.

I went to pick up my tax forms and HOA application

Turns out that's not what they sell at the Adult Store at all.

What's worse than using your family as political props?

According to my HOA, using them as Halloween props.

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