Hao Jokes - 7 Hilarious Hao Jokes

Y’all ever heard how a Chinese cowboy says hello?

Ni Haody

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The community theater recently posted auditions for Aladdin and a Christmas play

On audition day, local news reporter Thi Xix Hao spotted someone crying outside the audition room.

“What’s wrong?” he asked.

The dejected man looked up. “You look familiar” he said.

“I am local news reporter, Thi Xix Hao. You also look familiar to me”

“I am Chad Kroeger, ...

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What’s ZZ Top’s favorite cough suppressant?

Hao hao hao halls.

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What do cats in china say?

Mi Hao!

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Thank you for calling the law office of...

Dewey, Chetum, and Hao

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The Indian Who Never Forgets

A man was on they way to visit his mother-in-law. The train made a stop next to a small Indian village. The man had heard that in this particular village there was a famous Indian Who Never Forgets. The man thought to himself, "that can't be true, he must forget at least once in a while," so he soug...

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How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

"Ni-Hao-dy"

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