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Hansel And Gretel Jokes

The *second* time Hansel and Gretel found a gingerbread cottage in the woods, they sent someone else to take a trial nibble first.

This is called "Munch Housen by Proxy"

Why did Hansel and Gretel claim they were sick?

They had Munch hausen.

Why did the witch from Hansel and Gretel always think she was sick?

She had Munch House-n syndrome

How did Hansel and Gretel get lost in das woods?

the trail was crumby.

Three friends at the bar...

- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".

TIL Although Hansel and Gretel were able to evade being eaten, they developed 99 illnesses due to the fact that they lived in the candy house for over a month...

They got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.

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