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Hair Stylist Jokes

The hair stylist said "do you want any conditioner on that?"

I said "Extra volume?" and she said "DO YOU WANT ANY CONDITIONER ON THAT?"

A cult attempted to indoctrinate a hair stylist...

But despite their efforts, they just couldn’t condition her.

What did the police say about the hair stylist turned super villain?

Their evil plans were dye-a-follicle.

Why are hair stylists the best psychopaths?

Because they want everybody to dye.

How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator?

He took a shortcut.

A lawyer, garbage collector, and hair stylist sit down at a bar

The lawyer orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it right away. The garbage collector orders some tequila and downs it immidiatly. The hair stylist says "I don't do shots" and then quickly dies of polio.

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

What's a boxing hair stylist's speciality?

Bob and weaves

Why do men love dating hair stylists?

They think an inch is five inches.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Everyone knows comedian Bill Burr, most don't realize he has a huge family with lots of talent.

His mother, Barb, is a famous hair stylist.

Rob, his brother is in jail for theft.

His sister Cally is a great gunsmith.

Lastly, don't forget about his cousin the famous lumberjack, Tim.

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