a native man walked up to a missionary with a look of fury on his face. "My wife gave birth today," the native growled, "and the baby is white! And you're the only white person within 100 miles of here! " The missionary glanced around guiltily for a moment but quickly regained his composure. "Loo...
A priest, a Teacher, and an Engineer.
3 of them are best friends and one weekend they decided to go to town to have a drink and inadvertently got drunk to a point of blacking out. Upon waking up they found themselves arrested, guiltily charged of a crime and sentenced to death by electrocution. The priest is strapped to the chair
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So Three People Died...
Three "perfect" people had died. These people had never done anything wrong in their entire lives, and had never sinned. Because of this, they were not acknowledged as living a full life: therefore, an angel had met them halfway to Heaven.
"You three have not committed any sins in your entir...
A man walks into a bar and orders 10 pints of lager followed by 12 shots of vodka
The barman then watches, amazed, as the bloke downs them one after the other. Recovering, the customer says:
'I shouldn't have done that with what I've got.'
'What have you got?' Asked the barman.
The customer looked at him guiltily. 'Oh, about two dollars.'