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Greek Myth Jokes

There's a Greek myth about a stream whose water will attach itself to your skin for all eternity.

The river sticks

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Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth?

Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard.

What is a Pirate's Favorite Greek Myth?

Jason and the Arrrghonauts

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What did Samuel L Jackson Say When He Was Asked To Name the First Greek Myth He Was Taught in School.

Oedipus Was the First Motherfucker!

Having a sit down with my advisor

I'm due to graduate from college with Classics and Architecture majors soon, so I had a meeting with my professor.

We sat down and started to look at my grades. All A's and B's down the list until we hit the class I'd taken 3 times.

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