What did Hermes do when he broke the statue?

He Apollo-gized

I had a delivery from Hermes today.

He asked if I could give him the time, so I said it was between 8am-1pm

The Surgeon and the Plumber

A world-famous and very dignified surgeon called a plumber to fix the flooded bathroom in his office.

When the plumber arrived, he was carrying an extra set of used overalls. The dapper, impeccably groomed and expensively dressed doctor smirked in a condescending way and said: "Do you usually...

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