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Greek Gods Jokes

I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods...

...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.

What do Greek Gods do when screws get loose?

They Titan them.

Which of the Greek gods always complained of feeling distant?

Demeter

Why don't Greek gods insult people anymore?

Because Icarus already had the sickest burn.

What do you call a british person who worships the greek gods?

A Teathen.

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I got a wonderful comment today! Someone told me I had the face of a Greek god.

Not too familiar with Greek gods, but apparently I look like Testicles.

What would the Greek gods have been like without their leader?

Zeusless.

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