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I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods...

...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
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What do Greek Gods do when screws get loose?

They Titan them.
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Which of the Greek gods always complained of feeling distant?

Demeter
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Why don't Greek gods insult people anymore?

Because Icarus already had the sickest burn.
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What do you call a british person who worships the greek gods?

A Teathen.
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I got a wonderful comment today! Someone told me I had the face of a Greek god.

Not too familiar with Greek gods, but apparently I look like Testicles.

What would the Greek gods have been like without their leader?

Zeusless.
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