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Governed Jokes

My philosophy to everything I do are governed by the three E's

Excellence, Efficiency, and Intelligence

Hillary Clinton is elected President.

On her first night in the White House (not counting when she was first lady), she is visited by the ghost of George Washington.

She asks, "What can I do to help America?"

Washington replies "Serve your country selflessly and always be honest"

*Hillary laughs in his face*

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