A priest, a Buddhist monk and a rabbi argue about who's the greater spiritual leader.
They agree to test their abilities by attempting the impossible: who can convert a bear to their religion.
Two weeks pass, the monk and the rabbi get a call from the priest to show up at the local church. They show up, and see the bear sitting in the front pew, singing psalms to the Lord. ...
A salesman knocked on my door.
He asked me if I wanted to buy a Gideon's Bible or I want to listen to him read the book of Psalms.
He was a stammerer.
I went running with my Bible...
...now my Psalms are sweaty.
A priest offered to give a nun a ride (in his vehicle)
A priest offered to give a nun a lift. She got in, and crossed her legs, forcing her gown up and revealing a bit of leg.
Out of shock, the priest nearly lost control of his vehicle, swerved aggressively, and managed to re-stabilize the car.
Once he was driving safely again, he stealth...
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A newly anointed priest is given his first posting.
Father Ben a newly anointed priest is given his first posting of his career. He’s fairly young and very nervous, but seeing his distress, Father Todd the elderly priest he’s replacing was very thoughtful and had prepared some cheat sheets so everything would transition smoothly. Hidden behind the al...