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Textual Jokes

Why was the textual scholar absent from work?

He woz [sic].

What did the trans-textual book say to the librarian?

"Did you just assume my genre?"

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A professor of postmodernist textual deconstructionism doesn't want to cook dinner...

A professor of postmodernist textual deconstructionism doesn't want to cook dinner, so he dashes off an e-mail to his wife telling her to get a pizza.

When he gets home, he finds one of his students hogtied on his dinner table. There's an apple in his mouth, and his wife is absolutely *railin...

What do you call it when someone's working on an erotic novel and gets writer's block?

Textual frustration.

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What do you call sexting?

Textual intercourse.

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Grammar Nazis should be locked up!

There textual predators!

I like sending SMS messages to my friends in both English & Spanish.

I guess that makes me bi-textual.

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