The Gingerbread Man goes to the Doctors...

Gingerbread Man: I broke my leg!

Doctor: Have u tried icing it?

What does the gingerbread man sleep on?

Cookie sheets.

What type of glasses do gingerbread man wear?

Eye Candy

How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed?

With a cookie sheet.

Direct from the lips of my 4yo daughter. I almost died laughing. I was expecting something ridiculous.

What did the gingerbread man say at his job interview?

I just really feel like I'm cut out for this position!

What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down?

Dang that cost me a lot of dough.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man?

One runs away, the other runs for president.

What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin?

The wonderbread man.

I was having trouble with my laptop, so I called Apple support.

They asked, 'Have you tried disabling cookies?'

I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?

She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

I’m #2!!!

Just came in second place for our annual Thanksgiving joke contest. (The judges are 8, 11 and 12).

Here it is:

Why didn’t the gingerbread man show up for work??

He was feeling CRUMBY!!!!

My internet wasn't working yesterday...

My internet wasn't working yesterday, so i phoned up my service provider and asked them what i could do to to make it work.

The guy on the phone said "Have you tried disabling cookies"

I replied "I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man"

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