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Gingerbread Man Jokes

A gingerbread man went to the doctor because his knee hurt...

The doctor told him to ice it...

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What did the gingerbread man say when he orgasmed?

IM CRUMBING!!!!

What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?

Cookie sheets.

How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed?

With a cookie sheet.

Direct from the lips of my 4yo daughter. I almost died laughing. I was expecting something ridiculous.

The Gingerbread Man goes to the Doctors...

Gingerbread Man: I broke my leg!

Doctor: Have u tried icing it?

What type of glasses do gingerbread man wear?

Eye Candy

What did the gingerbread man say at his job interview?

I just really feel like I'm cut out for this position!

What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down?

Dang that cost me a lot of dough.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

I was having trouble with my laptop, so I called Apple support.

They asked, 'Have you tried disabling cookies?'

I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'

What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin?

The wonderbread man.

Bed Crumbs

My kids got bed crumbs in my bed last night. As my wife was sweeping them off the bed she jokingly accused me of cheat on her with the Gingerbread Man. I countered, "No, it was Little Debbie. She's a Ho Ho."

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?

She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

I’m #2!!!

Just came in second place for our annual Thanksgiving joke contest. (The judges are 8, 11 and 12).

Here it is:


Why didn’t the gingerbread man show up for work??

He was feeling CRUMBY!!!!

My internet wasn't working yesterday...

My internet wasn't working yesterday, so i phoned up my service provider and asked them what i could do to to make it work.

The guy on the phone said "Have you tried disabling cookies"

I replied "I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man"

What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man?

One runs away, the other runs for president.

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