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### Why do all german exchange students fail math?

Because nobody wants to see their final solution.

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### Why did Hitler fail math in high school?

Because he could never get to the Final Solution.

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### Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class?

He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution.

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### The Gods decided to create trees...

The land was barren with nothing but muddy ground, rock formations, some small creatures and a pair of humans. So the Gods decided to create 2 trees to live as partners. The female tree was named Eva and the male Lee. As all other forms of life around, the trees were naked.

Eva was not conten...

### In chemistry different kinds of solutions can have different charges but do you khat kind of solution has a charge of -6 million?

The final solution

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### Why don't you ever want Hitler to be your chemistry lab partner?

Because he always ends with a really fucked up final solution

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### Three Clowns

In the days just before he began his reign of terror in Nazi Germany, Hitler was talking to one of his few close friends. "I have this great idea, called the Final Solution. I'm going to kill all of the Jews in the world, and three clowns." His friend looks at him, a bit puzzled, and says, "Well,...

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### Why is Hitler like solving the equation (x/10^6)=-6 for X?

The final solution leaves you with - 6,000,000

### The press should have given Sean Spicer a 5th attempt at clarifying his statement.

Who knows, maybe he finally figured out the final solution.

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### Why do historians say Hitler was a great mathematician?

He could always find the final solution