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There's boomers, millennials then GenZ so what's the next generation going to be?

Fucked.

Gen Z names are so stupid. For instance, a young man introduced himself to me as Jathan..... Not Jason. Not Nathan... Jathan.

I'm not good with remembering names so I try to incorporate them into the conversation to help me to remember. So I said to him

"It's very nice to meet you Jathan."

"That is a very unique name, Jathan."

"Are you from around here Jathan?"

To which he replied

"Wow, a...

Does Forrest Gump belong to Gen X, Gen Y, or Gen Z?

Nope. He belongs to Gen A.

I'm getting a little tired of Gen Z-er's attitudes.

Always walking around like they rent the place.

A boomer, a millennial and a zoomer walk into a bar

That's right- Gen X just got ignored again.

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

How does a Gen Z-er tell a joke?

Idk bc fml lmao

Millennials being the first generation to grow up online should have been called Gen-E

But Forrest Gump ruined it for us

Gen-X Humor

Why didn't Flock of Seagulls travel to Tehran?

Iran so far away.

What does Gen Z have in common with the Greatest Generation?

They consider it a great achievement if they survive childhood without getting shot.

GenIus math level

I have an imaginary girlfriend. Does that mean I’m in a complex relationship.

What’s the difference of how boomers see gen z and how toxic gamers see other toxic gamers?

One thinks they are a bunch of fad maggots…

I'm going to tell my Gen Z friend a joke about Social Security...

...but he probably won't get it.

Why would gen z make bad astronauts?

In space no one can hear you meme

Gen Z should change their name to...

quaranteens.

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What would Hitler’s invasion of Czechoslovakia be called if it was done by Gen Z’s?

Vibe Czech

Coronavirus is all Gen Z’s fault

They wanted everything to go viral, now look what’s happened.

9 months from now there will be a baby boom. 13 years later will give rise to the next generation, known as

Quarenteens.

How do you ground a gen z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

What did the Gen Z baker yell when he tossed the dough?

YEEST

What is big, long, red, spews a liquid from an opening, generates a lot of excitement among people, adults get to have a big one and children get to have a smaller one, makes people wet and is usually associated with "hot", and is related to/contains words that begin with F and end with U,C,K?

A firetruck :D

What do you call Bill Cosby when he gets moved to gen. pop.?

Fill Cosby

A boomer, a millennial, and a Gen Z kid walk into a bar

They sit down at a table and order a bottle of whiskey. The boomer pours a tall glass for himself and says, "There ain't no social security left, so I'm pouring myself a big glass of whiskey!" Then, the millennial grabs the bottle an pours a medium sized glass and says, "I've got $100,000 in student...

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks.

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

What'd the Gen Z-er say to the spice shop owner who claimed to have the largest spice plants of anyone around?

I'm here for a good thyme not a long thyme

It’s incredibly ignorant to call COVID-19 the “Boomer Remover.”

It’s also making the Silent Generation even quieter.

A new bishop was visiting the homes in the ward

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.


Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "revelation 3:20" on the back of the card and stuck it in the door.

The following Sunday he found that his card had been ...

Italy's national airline, Alitalia, filed for bankruptcy last week.

I've heard a rumor General Electric's aircraft division might be bidding to acquire it.

Supposedly, the new company would be called Gen-Italia.

The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.

They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.

Ever wondered why "I hate my life" is millennial humor?

As a Zoomer, I'm here to say that the phrase actually applies to members of Gen Z as well.

The only difference is that for millennials, it's funny.

I'm serious.

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Two men, Chlorine and Fluorine walk into a bar. The bartender greets them

Halo gens

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The General

The General got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.

The farmer told him to clean the shit of the cows. The farmer thought th...

My friend is so successful, he does surgery, is a military general, and he was recently knighted by the Queen of England.

We call him Sir Gen

Guess who just stopped smoking?

Gen. Qassim Soleimani

Asked my daughter to get me a phone book....

She just signed and said, "Yo Gen X, how about keeping up? Just use my iPhone!"

I shrugged, took her iPhone and totally wrecked it when I crushed the spider on the wall...

A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life.

...... He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of Gen. Ulysses Grant.

After application, Gen Grant began to move and soon was completely alive.

The scientist asked, "What's the first thing you'll do, General?"

The general answered while drawing his pistol "I'm going ...

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A farmer goes to the market to buy a Rooster...

He walks around the tables and see many fine roosters, but all above his budget. He finally see a man with a single cock at his booth. The price tag on the cage says "25$". The farmer asks the man why the rooster is 25 when he looks fine. The man tells the farmer, "This here rooster is Henry and he ...

A group of soldiers was fighting against a group of rebels...

They had been fighting for a few years now, and many people, including innocent citizens, had lost their lives during this period. The soldiers tried and tried to rid the city of the rebels, but the latter was a strong resistance and were hard to defeat. Regardless of the many new personnel, bases a...

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