What does Gen Z have in common with the Greatest Generation?

They consider it a great achievement if they survive childhood without getting shot.

Does Forrest Gump belong to Gen X, Gen Y, or Gen Z?

Nope. He belongs to Gen A.

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

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What did Chris Farley say when he found out Norm MacDonald was coming to Heaven?

Well La-di-freakin-da!


R.I.P. Norm. Ill miss you greatly. As a GenX kid growing up in the 80s & 90s you bought me lots of laughs, and made my shitty life a little better. Thanks so much.

And Chris, you're still missed, referenced, and thought of often. And again thanks for all ...

Why would gen z make bad astronauts?

In space no one can hear you meme

Italy's national airline, Alitalia, filed for bankruptcy last week.

I've heard a rumor General Electric's aircraft division might be bidding to acquire it.

Supposedly, the new company would be called Gen-Italia.

I took my next-gen RoboDog to be repaired today

It was only a couple of dead batteries but they still charged an arm and a leg.

Gen Z should change their name to...

quaranteens.

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What would Hitler’s invasion of Czechoslovakia be called if it was done by Gen Z’s?

Vibe Czech

Coronavirus is all Gen Z’s fault

They wanted everything to go viral, now look what’s happened.

9 months from now there will be a baby boom. 13 years later will give rise to the next generation, known as

Quarenteens.

What'd the Gen Z-er say to the spice shop owner who claimed to have the largest spice plants of anyone around?

I'm here for a good thyme not a long thyme

What do you call it when Gen Z brings the good economy back?

A Boomer-ang.

How do you ground a gen z?

Make them go outside and socialize.

What do you call Bill Cosby when he gets moved to gen. pop.?

Fill Cosby

What did the Gen Z baker yell when he tossed the dough?

YEEST

According to my girlfriend I'm part of generation D.

"You are such a D-gen-erate!" she said

What does a Gen Z dog say when something bad happens?

Woof

A boomer, a millennial, and a Gen Z kid walk into a bar

They sit down at a table and order a bottle of whiskey. The boomer pours a tall glass for himself and says, "There ain't no social security left, so I'm pouring myself a big glass of whiskey!" Then, the millennial grabs the bottle an pours a medium sized glass and says, "I've got $100,000 in student...

The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.

They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.

Asked my daughter to get me a phone book....

She just signed and said, "Yo Gen X, how about keeping up? Just use my iPhone!"

I shrugged, took her iPhone and totally wrecked it when I crushed the spider on the wall...

It’s incredibly ignorant to call COVID-19 the “Boomer Remover.”

It’s also making the Silent Generation even quieter.

Hey, why are they called "Generation Z" anyway?

Because they'll be the last ones left if we do nothing about climate change.

Two men, Chlorine and Fluorine walk into a bar. The bartender greets them

Halo gens

My friend is so successful, he does surgery, is a military general, and he was recently knighted by the Queen of England.

We call him Sir Gen

Boomers: kids these days don't know what books are.

**Gen Z:** We're literally using the same textbooks you had. My math book references West Germany.

Guess who just stopped smoking?

Gen. Qassim Soleimani

A group of soldiers was fighting against a group of rebels...

They had been fighting for a few years now, and many people, including innocent citizens, had lost their lives during this period. The soldiers tried and tried to rid the city of the rebels, but the latter was a strong resistance and were hard to defeat. Regardless of the many new personnel, bases a...

A new bishop was visiting the homes in the ward

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.


Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "revelation 3:20" on the back of the card and stuck it in the door.

The following Sunday he found that his card had been ...

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A farmer goes to the market to buy a Rooster...

He walks around the tables and see many fine roosters, but all above his budget. He finally see a man with a single cock at his booth. The price tag on the cage says "25$". The farmer asks the man why the rooster is 25 when he looks fine. The man tells the farmer, "This here rooster is Henry and he ...

A famous scientist developed a formula to bring statues to life.

...... He went to a local park to try it out on a statue of Gen. Ulysses Grant.

After application, Gen Grant began to move and soon was completely alive.

The scientist asked, "What's the first thing you'll do, General?"

The general answered while drawing his pistol "I'm going ...

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The General

The General got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.

The farmer told him to clean the shit of the cows. The farmer thought th...

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