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Maj Jokes

It's a good thing Voldemort didn't attack America first

American muggles would be no-maj for him.

An Army Ranger was on vacation...

...in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, "maybe I'll just go...

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Chong Lee is on his deathbed

Chong Lee is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his
wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.

So, he says to them: "Kwon, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."

"Chai, you take the apartments over in the east end."

"Mando, I want you to take the offices...

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