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If bedbugs live in beds, does that mean..

..cockroaches........

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If bedbugs are found on beds,

then how did they come up with the name cockroach.?

Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?

She's having a baby in the spring.

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I was today years old when i found out bedbugs actually live in beds

I always thought it was just a name like ladybug. It does leave me with one question though, where do cockroaches live?

Did you hear about the bedbugs that fell in love?

They got married in the Spring.

An American, An Englishman, and a German are walking down a country road...

...When they see storm clouds on the horizon. Not wanting to spend the night out in the cold rain, they run for the nearest shelter they can make out: A farmhouse. They ask the farmer if they can stay the night, and he replies, "Well, I DID have three beds, but one of them got infected with bedbugs....

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