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Bedbug Jokes

And then there was the bedbug...

who had a baby in the spring.

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Bedbugs go into beds, fruit flies go into fruit

Introducing: The Cockroach

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I was today years old when i found out bedbugs actually live in beds

I always thought it was just a name like ladybug. It does leave me with one question though, where do cockroaches live?

An American, An Englishman, and a German are walking down a country road...

...When they see storm clouds on the horizon. Not wanting to spend the night out in the cold rain, they run for the nearest shelter they can make out: A farmhouse. They ask the farmer if they can stay the night, and he replies, "Well, I DID have three beds, but one of them got infected with bedbugs....

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