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A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch.

The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff. The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and reams the bartender. “This is the cheapes...

A Man Orders a Drink at the Bar

While the bartender is fixing his drink the man sets a tiny piano and a little man on the bar. The little man sits on the bench and begins to play the piano.


The bartender walks over with the mans drink and says "where did you get this?" The man pulls a crystal out of his pocket and han...

Rating your girlfriend

A bartender notices one of his regulars looking dejected.

" Hey John, what happened to you?"

" My girlfriend broke up with me. "

Interested, the bartender leans forward and asks why.

" Well. This morning I told her she was a 60."

" Well that's kinda understan...

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