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I heard a former Azkaban inmate is opening a Quidditch ball repair shop…

It’s called “Snitches Get Stitches”.
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Have you seen the new brooms at Quality Quidditch Supplies?

They're flying off the shelves!
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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch
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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
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I’m repairing my Quidditch equipment with some glue and a sewing kit. Quaffles I can usually fix by gluing them,

but Snitches get stitches
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If you have Quidditch problems, I don't know what to tell you son..

I got 99 problems and a SNITCH ain't one.
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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
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In Australia, we have the new financial assist schemes "JobSeeker" and "JobKeeper"

At least the unemployed get titles that sound like they are on a Quidditch team.
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Never have sex with a wizard...

I did once and I got Hogwarts.

Now they won't quidditching.

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How does a wizard have casual sex?

They hit it and quidditch

What do they call Gold Bond at Hogwarts?

Quidditch.
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What does Harry Potter play with when he's bored?

A quidditch spinner.

(Told to me by a 7 year old)
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