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Invertebrates Jokes

I have no respect for invertebrates...

They are so spineless.

it is my dream to create a performance entirely based on puns about invertebrates

and it will be called 'a play on worms'

The metamorphosis

One day, Franz Kafka's sister goes to wake her brother up only to discover that overnight, he has transformed into a giant hideous bug. Terrified, she calls out "Mother! Mother! Come quick. Look at what has happened to Franz!"

Her mother rushes to her son's bedroom only to see him transforme...

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