I went to the grocery store. The sign outside said: "No food or drinks inside".
So I went home again.
Being called a "snack" or a "tall drink of water" is all fun and games
Until your partner leaves you outside the movie theater because no "outside food or drink is allowed".
My Brother took going to jail really badly.
He refused food or drink. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and started throwing things.
We never played Monopoly again.
Today I kicked a breastfeeding mom out of my restaurant
Not because other customers thought she was indecent, but because we have a no outside food or drinks policy
A guy walks into a bar...
... with his dog a step behind him. The bartender immediately looked up and said
"Hey, city ordinance, no animals allowed where food or drink is served!"
The guy looks apologetic, but says "I'm sorry, but this is no ordinary dog. This is my magic talking dog! Look, if I can convince ...
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