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I am over 18

I work as a porn fluffer ...

It's kind of like a regular job - nothing but dicks and assholes all day long but it's a great fucking business to be in.

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I am over 18

I applied for a job as a fluffer at a porn studio.

I should hear tomorrow if I got it, touch wood.

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When I put up my artificial Christmas tree every year I hate bending all the branches back in to shape. This year I advertised on Craigslist for a "fluffer."

Boy, did I get a lot of weird responses.

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I used to have a job as a fluffer

But I sucked at it.

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What do you call it when a fluffer does his job wrong?

A fluffer nutter

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I am over 18

I used to be one of the best fluffers in porno, but eventually, I had to step down.

The competition was too stiff.

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I am over 18

What did the Germans call Hitler’s dog?

Mein Fluffer

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