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A teacher asks the children in her class what they done at the weekend...

"I went out for the day, and rode on the choo choo", said Billy.

"Billy", said the teacher, "we don't use childish and immature language in my class. You rode on a train... Steve?"

"My dad and I went go-karting but I crashed and got a boo boo", said Steve.

"Steve, I just said we...

A joke from my 4 year old: What do you call accidents made by ghosts?

Boo boos.

Why didn't god make two Yogi Bears?

Because he made a Boo Boo.

Halloween jokes

What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.

What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.

Whay do you call wood that's scared?
Petrified.

"I'd like you to go down to the shop and ask for a matteryogi." *"But, what's a matteryogi?"*

Nothing Boo Boo

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