What do you call a woman who has just been defenestrated?

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A man is hospitalized

He is stable. While not entirely bed ridden, he cannot move far without assistance. He feels a sudden urge in his bowels. He hits the call button to get assistance to go to the commode. Alas, he is unable to void. Several more times, he has the same sensation, summons the nurse, and again and again ...

If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired...

would you say they've been defenestrated?

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