What does a former Twitch streamer turned plumber say every time he earns money?

Cloggers.

A man is sitting in a new sports car when a little girl pulls up beside him on her new bicycle she just received for Christmas.

She knocks on his window, which he rolls down to see what she wants.

"Wanna race, mister?" she asks, ringing her bell and twirling the elastic streamers on her handlebars.

"Sure," the man laughs. The light turns green and he floors the pedal. The car takes off like a shot and he leaves...

What happens when a CS:GO streamer experiences psychological trauma ?

They use a 360-no-scoping mechanism.

What do you call a female streamer?

A broad casting.

How do magicians support their favorite streamers?

They sub with Witch Prime.

When was the last time the Twitch Streamer got laid?

About a Fortnite ago.

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A french twitch streamer shoves an egg up his cat's butt

Can I get un oeuf in chat, please?

What's something twitch streamers and Mosquitoes have in common?

They both hate being swatted.

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Sorry to be a party pooper

But I got to get these streamers out of my ass somehow

How does a Twitch streamer prepare for a convention?

He pax

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In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day

Here's my favorite pirate joke:

When I was 17, I went on a class trip to a beach but I snuck away to explore on my own. I went into this bar. It had nautical stuff on the wall, a bunch of shark jaws, but also streamers and balloons about the place. It looked like there was a party going on. ...

What's the difference between a normal party and a gamer party?

One has more streamers.

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta,

It is now a Ford Focus.

I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams.

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