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The Govenment made a recent announcement.....

.......that it is changing the national flag to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security whilst you're actually...

What is one of the best things about living in Switzerland

The national flag is definitely a big plus.

Chinese people all have the same answer when I ask what red flags to look out for when I go to China.

They all say the national flag

The French are the most patriotic country on earth.

They even use their national flag as printer paper.

An American, a Pole and a German go to hell

When they arrive, the Devil welcomes them and tells them: "I'm now going to escort you to the camp. You'll be forced to work 12 hours a day, you'll be under constant surveillance and every morning your national flag will be burned."

The American, the Pole and the German start with their work....

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