Fish And Chip Shop Jokes - 8 Hilarious Fish And Chip Shop Jokes

Have you heard about the fight in the fish and chip shop?

2 fish got battered.

Two priests decided to open a Fish and Chip shop...

... One was a Fish Friar, the other was a Chip Monk.

The fish and chip shop near me has gone into liquidation

Now the owner is stuck between a rock and a hard plaice

Did you hear about the fish and chip shop owner that was taken to court?

He was charged with assault and battery.

A man walks into a fish and chip shop...

A man walks into a fish and chip shop with a live trout under his arm.

"Excuse me, do you sell fish cakes?" he asks.

Looking a little confused, the owner replies, "Yes, of course we do"

"Great" the man responds, smiling at his trout, "It's his birthday."

Doctor, Doctor! I think I need glasses!

You certainly do, sir. This is a fish and chip shop.

A guy walks up to the shopkeeper and asks for a Fender Strat, an Orange Amp and a Mooger Fooger pedal...

...the shop keeper says: "Are you a drummer?" and the guy responds: "Yeah how can you tell?"

The shop keeper responds: "This is a fish and chip shop mate."

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John Cooper Clarke's hairdresser joke, slightly paraphrased.

A man is at the hairdresser and makes conversation.

The hairdresser asks him "You going anywhere for your holidays?"

The man says, "Me and my wife are going to Rome".

"Why do you want to go to Rome?"

"I love Italian food".

"Well, it's all fish and chip shops in Rom...

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